How I got away with Alcohol/Transcript


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 * Adam: I talked about getting away with something before. You remember, how I got away with ditching class and ended up being called the "Toilet Destroyer" through the rest of the year. But that got me thinking, what else have I gotten away with? Murder perhaps?? Well, no, 'cuz I'm not a...complete psychopath, but stuff like, uh....non-psychopathic things, there's no making this sound good. Hahaha.. The answer is, uh, I've gotten away with a lot, that's.. not helping my case here, but I find myself in bull-crap situations all the time. Mainly because my luck is like that of a YouTube blogger's personality... Just the worst. Without a doubt though, I can say wholeheartedly that having bad luck is both a blessing.....and a CURSE. Because sure you get yourself into crappy situations you never intended to be a part of, or cause because you didn't want to be in class. But you also get great stories to tell for your new series you wanted to start about how you got away with things for your millions of YouTube viewers! Wow! THAT'S RELATABLE! Kinda like how I got away with having alcohol.....at school....in middle school. YouTube, please don't demonetize me, just hear me out. OK so the day started off fine, y'know, woke up, argue with my mom about why I shouldn't go to school.. Went to school, and got to class to learning nothing because my attention span is basically non-existent. When suddenly my friend Shoe-- Ooh! A quarter..... Oh sorry. Tapped me on the shoulder to show me a water bottle he had. What a stupid joke, haha.. I looked at it and said: Cool!... A water bottle. That's, uh...... Stay hydrated! And he said to me:
 * Shoe: No, bro. Guess what inside of it.
 * Adam: Because apparently water was NOT the correct answer for what was in the water bottle. I've actually talked about my buddy Shoe before, and he tends to be a.. a bit of a bad guy. And I'm not talking about like Billie Eilish speaking into a ceiling fan, no I'm talking about this dude would constantly get me into trouble. I guess you can say Shoe and I always...got off on the wrong foot! (rimshot, pause) Got off on the wrong foot! Shoe, trying to strengthen his street cred, thought it would be a cool idea to bring a water bottle to class...full of vodka. And this is some crazy s***, man! Underage kids with alcohol at a school full of more underage kids?! It's like some Grade-A getting GameCube taken away for two months with a side-order of ass-whooping with a metal hanger, and I was NOT.....mentally prepared......to lose my GameCube. Not again. So I told him to buzz off. Unfortunately for me, this is NOT where the tale ends because word ended up getting around about said bottle, thus prompting the suspicion of our teacher. Probably on account of the fact that Shoe kept telling people that he had a water bottle full of vodka! During class, an investigation began, and one by one, each student was called in for questioning. Y'know, to tell them if they don't comply, they'll be put to jail to have inexplicably horrible things done to them by a huge buff man and have their GAMECUBES TAKEN AWAY!!! They're very efficient, work very well. Somehow though, all the fingers were starting to point towards ME!! Leaving ME confused as hell because, THE FRICK!? I can't remember to drink water on my own, let alone carry a water bottle! Why the heck do people think I have it!?! There's a reason why I say "Stay hydrated", people, it's a REMINDER!! And then...I looked down. Apparently, while I wasn't paying attention, Shoe decided to slip the water bottle onto the side of my backpack, like a p***-caboose-b***h. Realizing now I have the water vodka, I grab my bag and run straight to the restroom to pour it out. I made it there and quickly ran into a stall to start pouring out the vodka when suddenly I heard the sound of a door slamming wide open with the voice of my teacher screaming:
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: ADAM!! Come out with your hands up, IT'S OVER!!! We know you have the water bottle!
 * Adam: Scared out of my mind, I did what anyone would've done in that situation, and dropped out butt-ass-naked. OK it's brilliant because he can't come in if I'm naked. Right? That's illegal. There are rules. But of course my plan backfired because my teacher don't play by no rules and opened up the stall anyways! However, while I was pouring out the vodka, I had positioned myself in such a way that it actually looked like...I was peeing. Not only did my teacher get an eyeful of ass, but he also unknowingly walked in on me taking a leak which, from anyone else's point of view, makes this dude look, uh.. not good. So he quickly closed the door, stood by the stall, and waited for me to come out in order for him to quote-unquote "check my backpack". Not looking too good for you here, teacher. Pouring out all the vodka, I flushed the toilet and ever so slowly started to pull up my pants to think of a way to get out of this mess. I know he would think something's up if he found me with the water bottle completely empty, so in my head, I was completely stuck. Still scared out of my mind, I took a deep breath and decided I only had one option left. I walked out of the stall.. and handed him the water bottle. Is this what you're looking for? I said. The teacher then nods his head yes and grabs the water from me for examination, I was about to say something but he immediately cuts me off because that's just something teachers like to do for some reason! I-
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EH!
 * Adam: I just--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EH-EH!!
 * Adam: I just wanna say--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EHHH!!!
 * Adam: I just wanna say the--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EHHHHHH!!!!
 * Adam: I just wanna say the water--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EH EH EH EH EH!!!!!
 * Adam: I just--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EH! (pause)
 * Adam: I just wanna say the water bottle--
 * Mr. Blahblahblah: EH EH EH EH EH EH!!!!!!
 * Adam: Knowing this isn't a battle I could win, I just kinda shut my mouth as well as waited for him to decide whatever the heck he's gonna do. He then twists the bottle open, takes a whiff, and proceeds to drink, but once he finished smacking lips on the bottle, he looks at me with complete disarray. As if he was disappointed. He actually didn't solve the huge water bottle scandal. Because when he took a drink, the water bottle...was NOT EMPTY. Nor did the liquid inside of it....tastes like vodka. I wonder why, Mr. Teacher Man! I wonder why!! Hmmhmmhmm... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHA-- I ended up scooping water out of the toilet so that way, no one could say I poured anything out. Probably thought I peed in it, you sickos. Haha.. So I cyst him. I was just gonna say, if the water taste a bit funny, it's 'cuz my water filter at home is broken, so don't be suspicious. I then explained to him why the "rumors" of me having a water bottle full of vodka that were started was because, well someone took a sip, thought it tasted gross, and came up with this crazy theory that I was carrying around....vodka! Oops!! My bad! Heh, that's stupid. Hey, in my defense, it was engraved into my mind from my teacher that if I ever got caught do anything bad let alone something illegal, inexplicably horrible things would happen to me in jail, and my GameCube would be taken away! It's only fair that in response to scaring me for life, he has to, y'know, drink of mouthful of poo poo water! So yeah. See, YouTube? Not that bad.... Give me money. I mean, I think it goes without saying that I feel like I do have to say something, DON'T bring alcohol to school especially if you're underage, and just do the responsible thing like everybody else. Y'know, wait until you're the appropriate age, pop a few cold ones with the boys, and celebrate because you're an adult and no can take your GAMECUBE AWAY!! Anyways, you've been a wonderful audience, thank you for watching, and stay hydrated! Peace! (exits through the cemented brick wall door) Oh yeah, also don't forget to subscribe to my second channel. (closes door)