My Crazy Imagination/Transcript


 * Adam: Before this video begins I just wanna let you guys know that I will be attending VidCon, so if you wanna find me, BOOM!! Here's what I look like. And don't be afraid to approach me, I love meeting you guys and I love saying hi to you guys, so yeah! Do- Do- Do so. Also we have more merch in the merch store, so if you wanna help support the channel, that's probably the best way to do so. Plus you get like wicked sweet stuff. So yeah, you can find that on somethingelseyt.com, and OK bye! Hey mom, can I- Can I get this?
 * Mom: No sweetie, Mommy doesn't have the funds for that right now.
 * Adam: Did she just say...no? How could she?? Mom how could you betray me like this?! How could- How could you do this to me, your- YOUR SON!? I thought you loved me! I thought I meant something to you!! I thought you- I thought you CARED!!! Is this what it feels like to be betrayed? To be- To be deserted?! To be UNLOVED?!? Why, mother, WHY??? Hahaha.. Everything was so much more dramatic when I was a kid, like movie dramatic. Have you ever thought about this? Like, like you ever just think back to a moment in your life where you were a kid and just wonder, "Ah, I play out like a scene in every Twilight movie ever made." Because I do. I notice that my core memories are either A. stupidly funny and just make me laugh whenever I think of them, or B. stupidly dramatic, which in itself can be funny but like also, the frick, little me? You OK?? Also these memories take place around elementary to middle school years, which I find.....hilarious, and each scenario played out like a B-movie. And no, when I say "B-movie", I don't mean the Bee Movie, I mean like a literal movie that has such a low budget and bad actors that you can't help but laugh or cringe. C'mon guys, that meme is like super dead...along with my will to live. Like for example in elementary school, during recess, I was sitting down with my girlfriend at the time. Hold up, "girlfriend", quote-unquote, just gonna say it, anything before high school doesn't count, CHANGE MY MIND. Let's call her, uh.... my- micro.. Cup! Let's call her Cup. Yeah, haha! And I were just chillaxing under a tree. We're mostly just trying to do that thing in the movies that you see where you look at the clouds and trying to find objects in their shape but.. there wasn't any clouds. Hahaha... Th-that cloud looks like an invis-invisible elephant!
 * Cup: Huh, it just looks like my dad.
 * Adam: Haha, I'm sorry, that was bad. Heh! And suddenly this other girl came over and told me that she wanted to talk to me.
 * Jessica-Chan: Adam, can- Can I, uh-?
 * Adam: What?
 * Jessica-Chan: Can I- Can I speak to you real- real quick?
 * Adam: Uh sure, what's up?
 * Jessica-Chan: Alone. (thunder and lightning effects)
 * Adam: Of- Of course. Cup, I have to leave you for now. I'll return as soon as I can.
 * Cup: Please be safe, Adam! Don't do anything too reckless. I'll be counting every second you're gone. Unless- unless you're gone for more than 17 seconds, this is as high as I can count.
 * Adam: Haha.. You don't have to worry. Nothing I haven't seen before.
 * Cup: You always get yourself into trouble, Adam! Just- Just come back safe, OK??
 * Adam: You know me. Heh heh... Reckless, HAHA!! Don't worry, I'll come back in one piece. You have my word. OK, listen, haha! I have no freaking idea as to why we were talking to each other as if I was going to fight in the next World War or something. That's just how it was at my school, I guess. So it turns out, the other girl wanted to talk to me alone because she had a crush on me. I like you too, Jessica-Chan!
 * Jessica-Chan: No, Adam-Coon, you don't understand! I...LIKE-like you!!
 * Adam: NANI!?!? Hahaha!! So in my elementary school mind, I'm thinking, "Well crap, I have to date her now. It's already too late to go back now! We've already entered a 'I like you' kinda blood agreement." I had to go break the news to Cup-Chan. Hey Cup, so I can't date you anymore. I have to go- I have to go date that girl. OK bye! Surprisingly, this wasn't dramatic at all.
 * Cup: Crap.. She likes you!? I get it. Just go.
 * Adam: Is that like a normal thing in elementary school? Is that how dating worked when you were 8? Heh, guess in that time, our imaginations are just so wild that we creates these scenarios just to entertain our child minds. It's weird too, because in these scenarios, I always imagine myself being some sort of hero, heading off into some terrifying battle, probably sacrifice himself or something, I don't know. For example as previously stated in my I Was A Weird Kid video, when it came to my imagination, things would get.....dramatic. So little nine-year-old me when extremely bored would get up from lying dormant on the floor, log on to my dad's computer whose password I found on a piece of paper in the kitchen (the password was password), download music onto my MP3 player. You guys remember those, they were like phones but without the phone part. Put on my Dollar Tree headphones and finally you got a 10000-men army. Hahahaha.. OK, hear me out! This is probably like one of the most embarrassing things, but I don't care. Just wanna say my imagination was incredibly high at the time, so basically the scenario I was in, I was like fighting- fighting for a princess that was like behind me on the floor.
 * Princess: ADAM, NO!! Don't do it! You'll die!!
 * Adam: And I'd be like, SHUT UP!! I'm saving you! And then I turn around and there'd be like this huge guy, his name was Graglor! Graglor was like super buff and super strong, had like really cool armor on at the same time. As I turn around, the princess, I'd be like, Princess, I need you to go now. Leave! And the princess would be like:
 * Princess: OH NO!! Adam, don't do it!! DON'T, ADAM!!!!
 * Adam: I have to, to protect you and this country.
 * Graglor: ARE YOU READY, FOOL!?!
 * Adam: YEAH!! I'M READY!!! Ready to kick you in the face! F-Freaking stupid face!!
 * Graglor: GOOD! MEN, PREPARE THE ARROWS!!
 * Adam: Oh crap!! Princess, I need you to go. I need you to go RIGHT NOW!!
 * Princess: BUT ADAM, DON'T!!! DON'T DIE!!
 * Adam: Princess, just go!! Gosh! LEAVE!!! Heh heh... I don't know what was going on in my head. I was just really bored. Really wanted to be a hero. And I probably stole this scene from like Naruto or something, but like, hahaha.. I looked up in the sky, in my imaginative sky, and there's just like a billion arrows coming my way. Princess, RUN!! And I like grabbed her and just chucked her out of the way, haha.. So like in my mind, I- I have like- I don't know, I'm just strong and I just grabbed this lady and just tossed her out of the way, which granted, she probably died, in retrospect, she just- In my head, I threw her far, like she got out of the way of the- the billions of arrows that were coming towards me. Pfftpfpfftffdrdtddfttftfttdtddttdftfftftdffftdft AH!! Ow!! Ouchie! AHG! Aheh.. Like I got- I got shot with arrows a bunch of times, but somehow I managed to live in this scenario, and Graglor starts coming like he starts walking towards me, he's like, PFFT....PFFT....PFFT.... (coughs) It would take a lot more than that to kill me. Graglor was just standing above me and be like:
 * Graglor: After I'm done with you, the princess, she's going bye-bye.
 * Adam: Guys, like you guys don't understand that in my head I was like really playing the part, like I was in it, I was- It was happening to me. As soon as he threatened the princess, I just- I got- I got- I got pissed. Like I was ready to just beat the crap out of this guy. You're not gonna do anything. I start like ripping the arrows out of my body. I'm like half-dead at this point. Graglor is looking at me in the eye and he's just, he's just smiling, he's just like:
 * Graglor: This guy's an idiot, this guy's, he's gonna get himself killed.
 * Adam: I'm just like, NO. You're gonna die today. And then he goes:
 * Graglor: Oh really?
 * Adam: I stand up and look him in the eyes. I said, you're not gonna hurt the princess.
 * Graglor: And who's gonna stop me?
 * Adam: Graglor throws one last punch to just finish me off and I just, GAH!!! I catch it! And let me just say, Graglor's hand is lit- it's just-it's probably bigger than my entire body, and I just stop it with my little tiny- my little boy hand. I just stop it. BE.. GONE!!!! And I punched him in the gut! And then he goes flying! He like flies away, and he's like, pfft!! Violently going through his army and just crashing in everyone. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! Heh, I screamed. And my parents wondered what's going on in my room, and I just go, nothing! It's OK! Everything's fine. Whatever!! So yeah, basically I just like go hardcore mode in a game of pretend, and it'd be the funnest crap in the world! And hey, don't judge. Y'know, you would've done the same thing if you were just incredibly bored with nothing to do. I feel, I really hope I'm not the only one who did this. Anyhoo......

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 * Adam: I guess I was just a little drama-queen. I think the best part of all this is growing up with very religious parents at the time, they're chiller now. I wasn't really allowed to watch much, so movies with killing, guns, fighting, Pokémon, Ouija boards, I wasn't allowed to watch it. So I have literally no idea where any of these scenes came from. I wanna say Naruto, but at the same, was Naruto- Was Naruto a thing back then? Blame anime, I'm just gonna blame anime. Heh, I guess as a kid, since I wasn't really allowed to watch anything, I created my own movie. Actually, now that I think about it, I even had this old VHS video recorder I used to use, y'know, so I would have my own movies to watch. And before you start going, "Aw, Adam, that's so sad! I can't believe your parents used to do that." I'm glad it happened. To be honest, it probably turned me into a way more creative person, and plus my parents ended up chilling the more I grew up. They only wanted what was best for me, so I don't blame them. Plus I snuck-watched everything. Anyways, no harm, no foul, don't tell my parents. Uh, looking at my past self made me understand that I'm 14 and this is deep subreddit so much.