I Just Wanted Food/Transcript


 * Adam: OK so this is gonna be a quick unscripted short story so.. YEAH!! This.... This, Imma- Imma say it now. OK so one late night, I was really hungry, so I decided to get some food. I didn't know where to go, so I just went to the mall and expected there to be something for me to eat. I ended up seeing this Mongolian place. I've never really eaten Mongolian food, and I was just like, "Nah, I- I've eaten worse." So I went in there with high expectations because it smelled delicious. So the type of place this place was, I don't know what it's called and I don't know if I should say the name of it, but the type it was is kinda like, kinda like "you serve yourself" kinda of deal and then you give it to the chef and he cooks for you and then he puts in a plate and he's like:
 * Chef: Here's your food.
 * Adam: And you would be like, "Oh thank you, kind sir! I'm...gonna eat this now." So yeah, it's kinda like that. So I've paid for my plate and I'm gonna go get my food, but people are kinda just standing there, just waiting because there's these two kids who were just standing in front of it, admiring the food, just talking to each other and just...not getting food!! They didn't even pay for their stuff yet! Apparently the- the- the store managers asked them to leave earlier, but they-but they didn't move!! They- they didn't wanna!! STUPID!!! So I didn't wanna wait for them, I was really hungry and uh.. Don't get in between me and my food, otherwise I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna freaking shove my fist into your face- butt.... your butt-face, it's what I'm gonna do. So yeah, I was hungry and I wanted- I wanted my food. So I- I walked up to them and I said, "Hey, you guys are blocking the area, can you guys- Can you guys move?" One of the kids looks at me and goes...(angry stare) and then he turns back. He didn't say anything! He just looked at me and then- and then went back to talking to his friend. So I'm just like, "PFFFTFFTFFTFTFTFTFTFTTFT!! OK, OK, all right, OK so that's how it's gonna be!" Instead of just waiting for them to move, I kind of, uh, just let in between them and started getting my food, I kinda just forced my way in. Uh, one of the kids didn't like that, so he decided to be a little turd and sucker-punched me in the back of the head, I was so pissed off because I- First off, I hate people who sucker-punch, that's- That's a cowardly move. I think that's dumb, don't do that. But this guy sucker-punched me and I was just pissed off, so I turned around, and as much as I wanted to fight back, I- Uh, I kept my composure..... I just breathed.... I breathed in, and I- I tackled the bitch because OH MY GOD!!! I WAS ANGRY!! I didn't wanna throw hands, I mainly just- I mainly just...apprehended the guy and- and twisted his arm behind him, put him to the ground, and just waited for somebody to call the police because I was pissed off. I didn't wanna throw punches back because I would've gotten in trouble too so yeah. One of the store managers actually already called security, and one of them was on the way. Eventually, the security gets there, so obviously, when the security got there, they saw a dude on top of another dude and didn't like that, so they pushed me off of the guy and they apprehended us both. Uh, eventually the police came. When the police came, I was just happy that people were on my side and there was a lot of witnesses. Everyone ended up telling the police that I was the one who got hit for no reason, the guy attacked me because of whatever...petty reason, who attacked me because he didn't like the fact that I walked in front of him.. while I was trying to order my food. So yeah, the police asked me if I wanted to press charges and stuff. I was just like, "Nah, I don't wanna go through that. That sounds like a lot of work, and a lot of time I do not have. So just let him off with a warning, I guess?"
 * Cop: Ban him from the mall?
 * Adam: I don't care, I just want my food. So I grabbed my food and, uh, then I leave. That's the end of that story. Hahahaha!

End-card

 * Adam: Well I hope you guys enjoyed that video, and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Comment down below if you have a similar, uh, story. I love- I love reading stories, I love hearing stories, so yeah! That, and I got, I got a little advice for all of you, uh, all of you upcoming new animators and stuff including myself, well, see, uh... Never pull an all-nighter! I did one for this video, and I think that last, y'know, I do was regretful for the last one too. Uh, the last animation. And I swore to myself I'm not gonna do it, but I did it again! And here I am regretting and I felt like poop and I'm gonna die. So yeah, well I hope you guys enjoyed the video. Did I already say that? Probably. I'm very- I'm very- I'm very tired.....right now. Well, that- that's, uh, that's all I gotta say, so, um...... Stay hydrated.